Movie Reviews

      Michael Bay is back to blow up our senses and ruin our childhoods in Transformers: The Last Knight, the fifth installment of the Transformers franchise.  This is an incredibly long, ridiculously loud, brain-numbing film that requires at least six Advil after the movie is finished. During past Transformers films, the headaches would be caused by the sheer amount of action, sound, special effects, and editing all jumbled into one wild, two and a half hour…

    Out of the 80+ movies I have seen so far in 2017, The Book of Henry is easily one of the weirdest.  What starts off as a quirky family dramedy takes a hard left turn into dark drama and then does a backflip into coming of age thriller.  It is truly a roller coaster of emotions. It’s really hard to describe this movie without giving some major spoilers for the movie.  Henry (Jaeden…

    It’s Weekend at Bernie’s (1989) meets Bridesmaids (2011) in Rough Night, a rowdy, hilarious, girls-night-out comedy that offers up more than just a slew of laughs. In Rough Night, Jess (Scarlett Johannson), Alice (Jillian Bell), Blair (Zöe Kravitz), and Frankie (Illana Glazer) are college friends who grew up and grew apart.  Jess is running for political office, Alice is a teacher that is obsessed with her and Jess’s relationship, Blair is a successful business woman going through…

  Rapper Tupac Shakur was a unique individual.  He was incredibly smart and an extremely talented rapper and actor, making some 0f the greatest hip-hop albums of all time.  Yet his personal life was subject to controversy, as it was filled with court cases, shootings, and prison time, all leading up to his untimely death in 1996 at the young age of 25.  This man’s life had the makings of a great biopic and after…

    Cars 3 brings us back into the world of hot-shot race car Lightning McQueen (voiced by Owen Wilson), still at the top of the racing world.  Early in the film, he gets into a horrific accident during one of his races trying to keep up with the newer, faster cars.  This accident puts McQueen on the disabled list and makes him contemplate his future.  Can he still compete?  Can he keep up with the…

    When watching The Mummy, Universal Studio’s first entry in it’s Dark Universe film series, one thing kept running through my mind: I miss Brendan Fraser. I never thought those words would ever cross my mind.  However, while watching Tom Cruise run all over the screen in this incoherent mess, I kept going back to Brandan Fraser’s The Mummy (1999) and The Mummy Returns (2001) and thinking about how much better those movies are. The funny thing is, I’m not…

    A24 has done it again.  The best production studio in the game today has once again pushed the boundaries of cinema with It Comes at Night.  This is a truly remarkable film.  A film of relentless tension that never lets up.  My heart was racing from the opening shot and didn’t stop until I finished my fifteen minute drive home. Secured within a desolate home as an unnatural threat terrorizes the world, Paul (Joel…

Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie is a movie that takes us into the mind of child.  Our main characters, George (voiced by Kevin Hart) and Harold (voiced by Thomas Middleditch) are a couple of imaginative, yet troublesome elementary students who love pranking people and writing a comic book called “Captain Underpants”.  The boys are inseparable and hang out every single moment of every single day.  However, standing in their way is Principal Krupp (voiced by…

After the mediocre Man of Steel (2013) and the abysmal double-feature of Batman v. Superman (2016) and Suicide Squad (2016), we finally have our first successful film in the DCEU with Wonder Woman.  This movie is triumph.  A game-changer that features spectacular visuals, exhilarating action, deep themes, top-notch direction, and a star-making performance, resulting in the best comic book movie since The Avengers (2012). Wonder Woman tells the story of Diana (Gal Gadot), princess of the Amazons, who is being trained to be an unconquerable…

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales marks the fifth, that’s right, FIFTH, film in the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise.  To be honest, I am not a fan of this franchise.  I loved the original 2003 film, which was an exciting, original adventure and one of Johnny Depp’s best performances as the now legendary Captain Jack Sparrow.  However, the proceeding films all failed to muster up any of the magic from the original, causing three…