Movie Reviews

‘An old man dies, a little girl lives. Fair trade.’ Hugh Jackman graces us as Wolverine for the final time in Logan, James Mangold’s epic, violent, emotional finale that sends the legendary superhero off in a blaze of blood and glory. Logan, inspired by the Old Man Logan comic series, takes place in 2029, where mutants are few and far between, as Logan/Wolverine (Jackman), now limping, scarred, grayed, and disheveled, is taking care of an ailing Professor Xavier…

Table 19 is about sad people on a happy day.  Table 19 represents the very last table at a wedding reception, a sort-of “rejects” table where you dump random business friends, distant family members, and friendly ex’s at. At this table, we have Eloise (Anna Kendrick), the ex-girlfriend of the best man in the wedding and a long-time friend of the bride, Jerry and Bina Kepp (Craig Robinson and Lisa Kudrow), a dysfunctional married couple…

2016 was a spectacular year for horror films, giving us a number of smart, violent, scary films unlike any we had seen before.  If Get Out is any indication of the horror movies we are going to get in 2017, we are in for an even better year. Get Out is a wildly original, incredibly smart, genuinely scary, and twistedly funny horror film with an uncomfortable amount of realism. In Get Out, Chris (Daniel Kaluuya), a black…

Before going in to Fifty Shades Darker, I had only seen about twenty minutes of the first film, Fifty Shades of Grey (2015).  I turned the movie off because, well, it was awful.  I was fortunate enough to watch Grey at home, that way, I could turn it off or leave if I hated it.  Not so much luck with Darker, where I actually went to a theater, paid money, and sat in said theater for two hours and…

The whole movie of Fist Fight revolves around a fight between funny guy Charlie Day and tough guy Ice Cube, two men who couldn’t be more opposite.  We know that this brawl is going to occur at the end of the movie, so how does the movie survive until then?  First, it needs compelling characters that we care about.  It also needs a strong second act filled with actions and development that keep the movie afloat until the big…

A Cure for Wellness is one of the most original horror movies I have see in a long, long time.  This is an incredibly ambitious and ballsy film that really pushes the psychological thriller genre to another level, though not without its flaws. A Cure for Wellness is about an ambitious young executive named Lockhart (Dane DeHaan), who is sent to retrieve his company’s CEO from an idyllic but mysterious “wellness center” at a remote…

Much like The LEGO Movie (2014), everything in The LEGO Batman Movie is awesome.  This is easily the best Batman movie since The Dark Knight (2008), and this is a true Batman movie.  It understands Batman lore, brings in classic characters, mocks or pays homage to past Batman films, and delivers in terms of story, comedy, and action. In The LEGO Batman Movie, The Joker (Zach Galifianakis) and all the legendary villains of Gotham, like The Riddler, Bane, Catwoman, Poison Ivy, and…

“Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.” – Michael Corleone in The Godfather Part III (1990) John Wick: Chapter 2 picks up exactly where John Wick (2014) last ended.  Our titular assassin (Keanu Reeves) is finishing the final touches on destroying the Russian family who killed his dog and stole his car.  Wick got revenge on the men who killed his dog, and now, he needs his car, and boy does he get it.  Dozens…

Right from the opening scene I knew Rings was going to be bad.  It is a scene filled with horrible acting, terrible exposition, and no scares.  It was similar sipping on a terribly made drink.  The first sip is awful, yet you continue to power through it until it was over, even though it never got better. Why this movie was made is beyond me.  The original Ring, made back in 2002, was a pleasant surprise.  It…

78/52 is an hour and a half film class.  This is an in-depth look at the infamous ‘Shower Scene’ from the Alfred Hitchcock masterpiece Psycho (1960).  The film interviews dozens of people and looks at cinema before Psycho came out, Alfred Hitchcock’s filmmaking style, and a thorough breakdown of the iconic scene and what it, and the movie, meant for cinema. Psycho is one of my favorite movies ever.  It is one of the most expertly crafted and…