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Review – Sausage Party

Posted on August 13, 2016September 6, 2016 by Kevin Wozniak

Sausage Party is possibly the most vulgar movie I have ever seen. It makes South Park: Bigger Longer, and Uncut (1999) look like Sesame Street. It is a coarse, crude, gross, hour and a half-long sex joke that is uproariously funny, incredibly quotable, and wonderfully animated. Sausage Party is about a hot dog, Frank (voiced by Seth Rogen), who is patiently waiting to be purchased with his hot dog bun girlfriend, Brenda (Kristen Wiig) so that he can finally…

Review – Suicide Squad

Posted on August 5, 2016September 6, 2016 by Kevin Wozniak

“Worst. Heroes. Ever.” That’s the tag line for Suicide Squad. And while they may not be the absolute worst, they’re pretty bad. “Worst. Movie. Ever.” That’s the thought that ran through my mind a couple times while sitting through the neon-colored vomit that is Suicide Squad. It may not be the absolute worst, but it’s pretty bad. Suicide Squad is a complete and utter disaster. A film so thin in story and so bloated with characters that…

Best Movies from the Suicide Squad Cast

Posted on August 4, 2016August 28, 2016 by Kevin Wozniak

This weekend, the highly anticipated comic book film Suicide Squad comes out. Though I have my reservations about the film, one of the things that makes me the most excited is the cast. It’s a perfect mix of big name Hollywood talent, stars on the rise, and relative unknowns. So before you see the movie, check out my favorite movies from the Suicide Squad cast. I am going to focus on the main cast members and the director and discuss…

Top 5 – Awesome Movies Coming Out in August

Posted on August 3, 2016August 28, 2016 by Kevin Wozniak

And here we are, the homestretch of the summer movie season. The months of blockbusters, sequels, and franchises are coming to a close. But, we still have one month left, and that month is August. August can be either a dead month for movies or can have some really great films come out. Such films as Straight Outta Compton (2015), Guardians of the Galaxy (2014), The Help (2011), and Inglorious Basterds (2009) dropped in August and all made huge splashes critically and financially….

Review – Jason Bourne

Posted on August 1, 2016August 28, 2016 by Kevin Wozniak

There is a line in Jason Bourne where Jason Bourne (Matt Damon) is talking to former C.I.A operative and confidant Nicky Parsons (Julia Stiles) about the new government threat, Iron Hand. Bourne wants to know why Parson’s has taken him out of hiding to stop Iron Hand. Parsons: “It matters. Everything matters.” Bourne: “Not to me it doesn’t.” These lines perfectly summarize Jason Bourne. This movie doesn’t matter. The only people this movie matters to is the studio…

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